and now for a brief internude. i mean lewd! I MEAN LUDE. INTERLUDE.

Sparrow, “Hmm… And what’s down this hallway?”

Edmund, “Here you are.”

Edmund, “I’ve been looking everywhere for you. What are you up to?”
Sparrow, “I needed some air, that’s all.”

Edmund, “Well, it’s time to head back.”
Sparrow, “Now? What would be the fun in that?”

Edmund, “I’m serious, Sparrow. Let’s go.”
Sparrow, “So grumpy. Wanna have some fun?”

Sparrow, “Maybe a quickie, for old time’s sake?”

Edmund, “I’m not interested.”
Sparrow, “Aw, Teddy, wait!”

Edmund, “What is it?”

Sparrow, “You sure look nice today, Teddy. Though your hair has gotten long.”
Edmund, “…Thanks.”

Sparrow, “And I look nice too, don’t you think?”
Edmund, “I think you look hardly recognizable.”

Sparrow, “Yes, well, I did have some work done. You like?”
Edmund. “Sparrow, we need to get back to the party.”

Sparrow, “They won’t miss us. I even got a boob job. Wanna check them out?”
Edmund, “I’m really not interested.”

Sparrow, “Mmm… You say that, and yet…”
Edmund, “L-look, Sparrow, I… We really need to talk about–“

Sparrow, “Edmund.”
Edmund, “?!”

Sparrow, “Edmund…”
Edmund, “S-Sparrow…”

Sparrow, “Make me forget about him, Edmund.”

Edmund, [shaky breath] “Ohhhh……………”

Edmund, “To hell with it.”