NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

back in… november? i said i’d do a photostory for whoever could tell me when meryll first started showing her baby bump. characteristically late as i am, i’m just now getting around to it. enjoy the nice break from the storyline, we’ll launch back into the drammuhs on thursday.

(sorry this is up a bit later than usual, i’ve been ridiculously swamped with shit and it’s very hard to deal with it all, and it’s been hard to write)

Yuki, “Good day, readers. I am here to answer the one question plaguing your minds: who is the baby daddy?”

Yuki, “Now, put on your floaties while we dive HEAD FIRST into this mystery to discover the sordid truth!”

Yuki, “To start, we’ll be interviewing several people of importance to find out the facts!”

Yuki, “HEY! GET OVER HERE!”
Alister, “Huh? Me?”

Yuki, “Ok, here he comes.”

Yuki, “Who better to know than the baby’s doctor?”
Alister, “Were you yelling at me?”

Yuki, “One sec, I have to adjust the camera.”
Alister, “Uhhh… what’s this all about? Are you making a video?”

Yuki, “Yeah. Usually I have a camera man but he was being an idiot so I have a tripod.”
Alister, “Huh…”

Alister, “What’s the video about?”
Yuki, “Stupid camera… Hey you have a booger in your nose.”

Alister, “Wh-what?! Really?! Why didn’t you tell me??”

Yuki, “Just kidding.”
Alister, “Augh…”

Yuki, “Ok, here we have Alister Bennett, Meryll’s doctor.”
Alister, “I’m not really… Wait, what? Is this about Meryll?”

Yuki, “Tell us: Who is the baby’s daddy?”
Alister, “Oh, uh… I don’t know.”

Yuki, “Huh?? How could you not know? You’re the doctor!”
Alister, “I’m sorry, but there’s not really some way for me to know!”

Yuki, “GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!!!!”
Alister, “Hey!”

Yuki, “Next we’ll talk to Seraph, since she pretty much knows everything.”

Yuki, “Tell us, Seraph, who is the baby’s daddy?”
Seraph, “Hmm… you’re making an exposé?”

Yuki, “Our readers’ thirst for knowledge is insatiable!”
Seraph, “Are we selling this? People would pay good money to know this info.”

Yuki, “Well I…”
Seraph, “If I find out you’re skimming money from me on this, I’ll sell you as scraps.”

Yuki, “I-I would never!”
Seraph, “That’s what I thought. I’m expecting eighty percent of these profits.”

Yuki, “Eighty?! How about sixty!”
Seraph, “How about I cut you out entirely and reap the full profit?”

Yuki, “FIEND! THIS IS MY VIDEO!”
Seraph, “You work for me, pipsqueak, and you’ll do as I say.”

Yuki, “I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS TYRANNY!!”
Seraph, “Fascism. I expect a check on my desk later.”

Sparrow, “If you ask me, it’s definitely San’s baby.”
Yuki, “Ohhh yes, more drama! This is science!”

Rey, “Good to see you again, Yuki, it’s been a while.”
Yuki, “Who are you again?”

Rey, “What’s that supposed to mean?”
Yuki, “I guess you do look a little familiar…”

Rey, “Maybe I could kneel down so you can see better? You are a lot shorter now.”
Yuki, “WHAT?!”

Yuki, “KNEEL DOWN SO I CAN KICK YOU IN THE FACE THAT’S WHAT YOU CHEEKY HIPPIE!!!!!!!”

Yuki, “Does Shael know that Meryll is having your child?”
Vult, “HUH?!?!”

Yuki, “So, a new character, huh? Only been in one photostory?”
Fenrys, “Yep. I’ve got a pretty good story arc coming up soon, though.”

Yuki, “I know how it is to be neglected. I mean, that stupid cat gets more screentime than me and he doesn’t even talk!”
Fenrys, “Actually, I–“

Yuki, “I’ve got charm! I’ve got charisma! What am I, chopped liver?!”

Yuki, “You think I’ve got charisma, right?”
Fenrys, “Hmm.”

Fenrys, “I’ll be in Thursday’s photostory, and I even score a love interest.”
Yuki, “WHAT?!”

Yuki, “WHO LET YOU IN HERE!? GET OUT!!!”

Yuki, “I’m starting to think this is a mystery for the ages, folks.”

Meryll, “Yuki!! You can’t show this to people!!!”
Yuki, “You can’t fight the truth!”