Pop Goes the Weasel

NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.


Alister, “WHERE IS SHE?!?!?!?!”


Alister, “Seraph!! Is she ok?!”
Seraph, “I’ve been looking everywhere for you!”


Seraph, “She’s fine. Chase is with her, but–“


Alister, “We need to get her to a hospital!!”
Seraph, “That’s just it! There’s no time!”


Seraph, “Chase says this baby is coming NOW.”


Meryll, “NNNNNNNGH I’m gonna explode!”


Chase, “Meryll, you need to breathe like we talked about.”


Meryll, “BREATH. ING. IS. BULL. SH–AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”
Vult, “Mer, come on!”


Seraph, “Did we miss the cake?”
Alister, “Where’s Teddy?”


Chase, “We don’t know. This is your baby.”
Alister, “Wh-what?! I can’t!”


Meryll, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALICE!!!!!!!!!!!”


Alister, “. . .”
Chase, “Are you a doctor, or what?”


Alister, “I can do this!”
Chase, “That’s the spirit.”
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]


Seraph, “How are you doing?”
Meryll, “Where is GAAAAAAA–AAAAAAAAAH–AAABE!!”


Alister, “Ok, how are you doing?”


Meryll, “STOP ASKING ME THAT!”
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]


Chase, “What in the hell is that screaming??”
Alister, “Erm, I think it’s Brodwyn…”


Meryll, “AAAAAAH!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Vult, “What can I do??”


Alister, “Meryll, listen to me! I need you to relax!”
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]


Chase, “Bloody hell, somebody stop that screaming!”


Seraph, “Vult, can you–“
Vult, “Hell no!”
Meryll, “NNNNNNNGH!”


Seraph, “…Figures.”
[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH]


Chase, “Thank you, Seraph.”
Seraph, “Yeeaah…”


Alister, “I need some hot water!”
Chase, “I’m on it.”


Vult, “Do you want to walk around or anything?”
Meryll, “I. WANT. TO. DIIIIIIIIE.”


Vult, “Do you want to crush my hand?”
Meryll, “Yes please.”

[some time later…]


Meryll, “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”
Alister, “Come on, you’re doing great!”


Meryll, “I CAAAAAAAAAAN’T!!!!!!”
Vult, “Just relax, Mer, come on!”


Alister, “…Oh.”
Meryll, “OH?!?!?!?! WHAT OH?!?!?!?! IS IT A FISH?!?!?!?!”
Vult, “What’s going on?”


Alister, “Uhhhh…..”
Vult, “………OH.”


Meryll, “WHAT?!?!?!?”
Chase, “Does um… Does Gabe have red hair?”


Meryll, “WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?!”
Alister, “Don’t stop yet! Keep pushing!”
Vult, “I’m gonna kill him.”

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