NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

*puts on helmet*

Alister, [labored breathing]

Alister, “Augh! Alister, you idiot!”

Chase, “…Alister? Are you ok?”

Alister, “Ah! Oh! Yes. I’m fine.”

Alister, “I just… I’m fine.”
Chase, “You look like you’re going to throw up.”

Chase, “Are you having an anxiety attack? Is there something I can do?”

Alister, “Ugh, I’m such an idiot!”
Chase, “Why?”

Alister, “Seeing you and Edmund… I just… I couldn’t…”

Chase, “Oh, Alister! I’m sorry, this is my–“
Alister, “No, please don’t!”

Alister, “This isn’t your fault!”
Chase, “I shouldn’t have put you in this position. I’m sorry.”

Alister, “No, it’s my fault. I should have known you really did like Edmund.”
Chase, “Huh??”

Chase, “We talked about this. I told you I’m not interested in him.”
Alister, “But just now, you…”

Chase, “Alister, I was only screwing around. It’s fun to bug him because he gets so uncomfortable.”

Alister, “…Wow, I really am an idiot.”
Chase, “Aww, don’t be so hard on yourself!”

Alister, “Sorry. I know you said you didn’t want a relationship, but…”

Chase, “…Alister? What about the girl who wrote you that letter…?”
Alister, [sigh] “I don’t know. I mean, I like her, but…”

Alister, “Y’know. I don’t really know her. And I probably read too much into it.”
Chase, “Aw…”

Chase, “You’re a sweet guy, Alister.”
Alister, “Ugggh…”

Chase, “Quiet, you.”
Alister, “Wh-what?”

Chase, “You’re really sweet, and I have to admit I actually like you quite a bit.”
Alister, “Really?”

Chase, “Just nothing TOO serious. No proposals or anything. And no ‘L’ word.”
Alister, “Ha, don’t worry!”

Chase, “Plus your last name is kind of boring.”
Alister, “Huh? What’s wrong with it? What’s your last name?”

Chase, “It’s Chase.”
Alister, “…Your name is… Chase Chase?”

Chase, [sigh] “No, smartass. I go by my last name.”
Alister, “Oh, that makes more sense, then.”

Alister, “So… What’s your first name?”
Chase, “A secret!”

Chase, “So what do you say? Wanna go celebrate or something?”
Alister, “Um, like what? Want to go out to dinner?”

Chase, “No, silly.”
Alister, “Ummmmm… A movie?”

Chase, “I was actually thinking of something that involves taking our clothes off.”
Alister, “OH.”

Chase, “Haha, you’re so cute!”
Alister, “Heh sorry…”