Hookers and Blow

NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

i’m so behind on replying to comments ; ; sorry ; ;

it’s another one of alister’s webcam stories! *happy music plays*

the title is a nod to djpatientzero! i’ve been trying to think of a way to joke about this since february lol

Alister, “Sorry I haven’t posted in so long. I didn’t mean to make you guys worry about me!”

Alister, “Things have been pretty crazy! You wouldn’t believe the weekend I’ve had!”

Alister, “I got a new prescription so I’m doing pretty good. And my old roommate came for a visit!”

Alister, “Sorry Ayris, I didn’t realize Meryll hadn’t told anybody on her twitter that she was pregnant.”

Edmund, “Don’ forget ’bout that love letter!”
Alister, “Wh-what?! It wasn’t a love letter!”

Edmund, “What’d your fangirls think if they knew you were writin’ love letters?”
Alister, “What are you talking about?”

Edmund, “All o’ the girls on here watchin’ you.”
Alister, “I… I don’t have fangirls, Teddy.”

Alister, “Are you drunk?”
Edmund, “If I ‘as drunk I’d be slurring.”

Edmund, “What ’bout this one here, this message. This person wants you to take off your shirt, Allie!”

Edmund, “You’re goin’ deny this lovely lady the sight o’ your pasty chest?”
Alister, “You smell like booze.”

Edmund, “What’d she think if she knew you were shaggin’ my reception’st?”
Alister, “H-how did you–!?”

Edmund, “Hones’ly I’d be relieved ’cause I always worried he might be… y’know…”
Alister, “I can hear you. Why are you stage whispering at my camera??”

Alister, “What are you talking about?”

Edmund, “I mean she’s just not into you, mate.”
Alister, “Um… Actually, we’re dating now…”

Edmund, “Your sense o’ humor is as ‘orrible as ever. Let’s go get pissed.”
Alister, “What!? You’re already drunk!”

Edmund, “Also some whores. Just like med school.”
Alister, “Don’t make things up, Teddy!”

Alister, “And why are you wearing that stupid hat, anyways?”
Edmund, “It makes me look like a schmott guy. Also I found it.”

Alister, “I’m not going anywhere! Hey! Come back!”

Alister, “Teddy!! It’s your last day here! Why do you want to spend it with a hangover?!”

Alister, “I just want to say that I have NEVER–“

Alister, “Shut up and just wait!”

Edmund, “If you aren’ over here in five se’onds I’m tellin’ them about that time we–“
Alister, “AUGH.”

i think it makes him look like mike nesmith.

hmm my humor has been hinging primarily on sex jokes lately, it seems. *possibly should consider branching out a bit* ugh these pics make my carpet look kind of gross x_x but honestly it’s not. you may have noticed i rearranged my living room (the “i did something but cori doesn’t know about it yet” thing i mentioned a week or so ago) and what looks like nastiness on my carpets is just the dents where my couch used to be.

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