NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

ugh i had such a hard time writing this o_O;;; longest time i’ve spent on a photostory in a while.

Alister, “What would you like to do?”
Malice, “I’unno. Whatever.”

Alister, “Um, well… if San wanted me to babysit you then I don’t want to just leave you bored.”

Alister, “Do you like videogames? Meryll has a new one where you play as a little king.”

Malice, “Maybe… Is it two players?”
Alister, “Oh, um… no, just one.”

Malice, “Nevermind. I don’t want to play it.”
Alister, “Ok…”

Alister, “Hm… Are you hungry or anything? Want something to drink?”
Malice, “Nope.”

Alister, “Fine, we can just sit here and do nothing.”
Malice, “You’re a doctor, right?”

Malice, “Have you ever touched somebody’s BRAIN??”

Alister, “Oh, well, I’m not really that kind of a doctor. I mean I’m not–“

Malice, “Was it squishy? Did it make noises? Did it smell like pickles? Was it–“
Alister, “Sorry, I’ve never touched somebody’s brain.”

Malice, “Oh. What have you done, then?”
Alister, “Well that’s what I was trying to tell you, I’m not ACTUALLY a doctor.”

Malice, “Why?”
Alister, “You have to do a lot of training and I couldn’t finish mine.”

Malice, “Oh. Sorry if I’m being nosy. My brother says I’m annoying.”
Alister, “Aw, I don’t think you are.”

Malice, “Really?”

Alister, “Yeah, I like kids. I was going to be a pediatrician.”

Malice, “Ok!”
Alister, “Err–“

Malice, “Do you have a girlfriend?”

Alister, “Uh, no… that is, I…”

Malice, “Lemme see your glasses.”
Alister, “Err, be careful with them please.”

Alister, “So you’re a warpwolf, right? You and San both?”
Malice, “Yep.”

Alister, “Do you mind if I ask about your–“
Malice, “I don’t wanna talk about it.”

Malice, “How do I look? Do I look pretty?”

Alister, “Oh yes, VERY pretty.”
Malice, “You’re lying. You can’t see anything.”

Alister, “And VERY smart.”

Malice, “Yep, I know.”
Alister, “Can I have my glasses back now?”

Malice, “Let’s get married.”
Alister, “As flattering as that is, I think you might want to aim about twenty years younger.”

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not to mention it’s definitely not worth the jail time involved.

sorry alister’s eyes are a little off he’s wearing a new pair and i was having a really tough time getting them positioned right.

DoA link
http://www.denofangels.com/forums/showthread.php?t=350533