Have Yourself an Awkward Little Christmas

NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

in the background of this, i set up a few of the christmas cards i’ve gotten this year :3 i got so many cute and/or funny ones! although sparrow’s absurdly ginormous hair covers like half of them lol

Alister, “…What in the…?”

Sparrow, “Hey, Allie!”
Alister, “Hm?”

Alister, “Sparrow, what’s up?”

Sparrow, “Welllll, I know how you get this time of year, so I came to check on you.”

Alister, “Thanks, but I’m fine.”
Sparrow, “Aw, but you always get so mopey!”

Alister, “I’m fine.”
Sparrow, “Oh, of course you are.”

Sparrow, “What a cute tree. Very… quaint. Like a cute little hobo.”
Alister, “Meryll did it. I was supposed to help her but I blew her off.”

Sparrow, “What!! I don’t believe that for a second.”
Alister, “It’s true… I was so angry with her…”

Alister, “Meryll thought I was gay, so she dared Gwen to kiss me. I’ve spent the past two months thinking Gwen had feelings for me.”

Sparrow, “Oh my, gay?! Now where on Earth would she get–“

Sparrow, “Oh don’t give me that look. If I knew she was that gullible, I would have told her you were really a girl.”

Alister, [sigh] “I’m getting a little too old for this.”
Sparrow, “Aww, Allie…”

Sparrow, “Cheer up, Beb, it’s Christmas.”
Alister, “Sorry, you know this time of year is hard for me.”

Sparrow, “It’s ok, I’m here.”
Alister, “Thank you.”

Sparrow, “I remember when you first came to live with us! It was Christmas!”
Alister, “Yeah, you treated me like I was some shiny new toy instead of a brother.”