Soft and Cuddly Like a Tank

NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

please forgive fenrys’s wonky eyes – i was pressed for time, and must have knocked the stem when i was dressing him. please also forgive the bad lighting. yesterday was the first day of school, so i didn’t get a chance to take pics until after the kids were in bed, and then the light went sooner than i expected it to. x__x — keishi-chan

Fenrys: Mat?
Chase: Go away.

Fenrys: Y’know, missing your boyfriend is no reason to let yourself go.
Chase: I said go away.

Fenrys: I’m making grilled cheese, you want one?
Chase: Oooooooh…

Chase: Hmm, actually, will you just make me a pb&j?

Fenrys: You finished off the strawberry jam yesterday.
Chase: Oh yeah… Nevermind, then.

Fenrys: Why are you so sulky, anyway? Did something happen?
Chase: I don’t want to talk about it.

Fenrys: What, did Alister confess his deep and sordid feelings for Edmund?
Chase: He is NOT GAY, Fenrys.

[ . . .]

Fenrys: …It was just a joke, Mat.
Chase: Well, I’m not laughing. Don’t joke about him like that.

Fenrys: I guess… Edmund’s still fair game, though, right?
Chase: Sure, whatever, just leave Alister out of it, please.

[ring, ring]

Fenrys: It’s your not-gay boyfriend. Want me to leave so you can have hot phone sex?

Chase: . . .
Fenrys: Uh, Mat?

Chase: Just let it go to voicemail.
Fenrys: I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how phone sex works…

Fenrys: What the hell, Mat. Ten missed calls? And your voicemail is always full.

Fenrys: What happened?
Chase: I said I don’t want to talk about it.

Fenrys: Am I going to have to kick his ass?
Chase: [sigh] He didn’t do anything. Can you just leave it alone?

Fenrys: Why aren’t you answering your phone?
Chase: . . .

Fenrys: You’re not breaking up with him, are you?
Chase: Do you want me back that desperately?

Fenrys: What?? No! I just…you’ve just been so happy, and I thought…

Chase: I never asked for your opinion.

Fenrys: Fine… Sheesh, I thought PMS was last week.
Chase: I’m going to resist kicking your ass for that remark.

Fenrys: Hey!
Chase: Since it would hurt your ego too much after getting owned by a walking plushie.

Fenrys: That little guy is not as soft and cuddly as he looks.
Chase: Haha, I don’t think I’ll look at a teddy bear the same way again.

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