Maybe They Should Stick to Beer and P*rn

NOTE: This has been copied from its original post verbatim, including misc jabber before/after.

ok, so… something along these lines was originally planned for miffimifster a LOOOOOOOOOONG time ago for a birthday present lol so um… happy late birthday? n_n;;;;;

boys should not be left to their own devices.

Rey, “Thanks for coming to the Man Meeting, San!”
San, “Of course, man!”

San, “This meeting was such a good idea!”

Vult, “Hey guys, have you seen my nunchuk?”

San, “Your what, bro…?”
Rey, “Vult, you need to be up here!”

Vult, “I’m not your… whatever… I’ll just play a different game.”

Rey, “Ok! Now that we’re all assembled, I officially call this Man Meeting to order!”
San, “Alriiiiiiiiiiight!”
Vult, “. . .”

Rey, “Now, I’m sure you’re both as fed up as I am with how poorly we’ve been treated in this house!!”

San, “I hear ya!! Like these friggin GIRLY PANTS she has me in!!”

Vult, “HEY! I wear girly pants! Shael likes how my butt looks in them.”
San, “Yeah, but……….. nevermind.”

Rey, “Focus, men!! I have the perfect solution to our problem!”

Rey, “Now, I grabbed these from the girls’ clothes earlier…”

San, “SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! I like this plan already!!”

Rey, “Here Vult, I couldn’t find anymore underwear, so just put this on your head.”
Vult, “…Easy to say when you’re wearing your own underwear on your head.”